We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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