try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
