once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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