Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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