it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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