Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just had sex on a roof
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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