handjob tips. give me some.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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