It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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