Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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