Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
