Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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