Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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