just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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