I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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