never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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