I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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