thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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