im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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