Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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