Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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