i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize
