So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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