even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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