I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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