I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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