if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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