oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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