She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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