soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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