He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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