you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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