i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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