Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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