3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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