I'm drive I can fine osifer
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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