she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Randomize