And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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