have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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