I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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