just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
do herpes really smell.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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