im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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