i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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