PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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