was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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