I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I bet he comes in French.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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