I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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