have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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