no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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