Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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