I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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