I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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