She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i think i have herpe
just one?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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