these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just puked most of my soul out..
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