Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
